We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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