I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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