I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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