If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
