Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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