I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you didnt know i had herpes?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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