That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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