This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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