fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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