I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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