Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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