let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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