You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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