Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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