i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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