I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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