My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she looked like the before picture.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
So. Much. Porn.
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