i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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