Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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