Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
PANTIES FOUND
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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