dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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