those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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