So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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