I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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