Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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