This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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