"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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