i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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