you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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