I am full of burrito and curiosity
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
