oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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