Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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