great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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