She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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