We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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