Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
