i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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