Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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