I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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