I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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