i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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