he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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