Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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