i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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