what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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