I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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