I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
mondays should just be called national damage control day
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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