i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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