the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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