i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think pants incapable of making pants work
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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