i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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