ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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