how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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