chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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